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[–] 95 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Bidets should be mandatory and toilet paper should be banned

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    [–] 70 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    Sending the government anything official (like passport or jury summons response) through the post should include free shipping for letter sized envelopes.

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    [–] 59 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    stop subsidizing cars and trucks

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    nah that's actually right wing (in theory)

    in reality, it's left... the world is a weird place

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Cows should have curly tails like jack russels

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    copyrights should only last 5 years.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago* (26 children)

    People really actually should learn how to make bugs into more widespread, varied, and tasty cuisine.

    Meat is about to get much, much more expensive.

    Addendum: Ask the vegans about their most cost effective, most sustainable protein sources.

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

    Just because something is legal doesn't mean it's moral or ethical and vice versa.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    👏 SCIENCE 👏 FICTION👏 DOES👏 NOT👏 INCLUDE👏 FANTASY👏

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    [–] 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    The largest obstacle to Linux adoption is the large amount of Linux users whos only contribution to Linux is pushing back any and all progress. These people protest whenever a project receives funding from companies yet refuse to donate themselves. They call projects like Fedora copro for receiving code from IBM yet they do not contribute. They spend all day whining about Wayland and Systemd going on about how "bloated" they are yet these same people will use KDE.

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    [–] 30 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Public school teachers shouldn’t have to pay income tax

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Language changes. "Literally" also means "Figuratively" now. The pronouciation of "gif" is regional. To fight against it is pointless.

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    [–] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    For awhile a lot of urbanist positions could have either come from the left or the right, but eventually reactionaries reacted and now its pretty much exclusively left wing.

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    Linux is the best operating system, and the primary things preventing its adoption are manufacturers not packaging it and professional software like Adobe being unavailable

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    i think it's possible to have too many buttholes. like, from a functional standpoint. it's probably super uncomfortable.

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    [–] 21 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    The purpose of life is to maximise pleasure and anyone yapping against that is either trying to control you or still hasn't deprogrammed from puritan cultural influence.

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    [–] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (15 children)

    We should train mountain lions to be comfortable around humans, so they can hunt down feral cats and dogs to stop them from killing local wildlife and polluting rivers.

    Eagles could work too.

    All active duty soldiers should be get a free, non-transferrable 1000+cc motorcycle.

    Cities/towns under 1 million should ban cars within the city limits, but remove all liscensing requirements for <200cc motorcycles.

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