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[–] 95 points 1 year ago (21 children)

Bidets should be mandatory and toilet paper should be banned

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Maoist left with a strong aftertaste of eco-consciousness.

    I could live with a bidet-centric society tbh

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    and toilet paper should be banned

    Are you just rocking a wet ass post-bidet application?

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Right? TP ban sounds like something a person who has never used a bidet would say. Even the bidets that “dry your bum” take forever and don’t fully dry.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (5 children)

    i see absolutely no problem with having people wipe their asses with towels

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    After washing your ass you want to dry with something. A handtowel can be handy, you can wash it

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    right, but then you're gonna have a basket of used ass-drying towels, which is unpleasant.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    Could use a washing machine once in a while lol

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    okay are you taking the piss or something? it seemed very obvious this idea is modelled after having towelrs for drying your hands on, in which case you have a basket for used ones and when the basket is full you toss the contents in the washing machine.

    my point is that no one wants this, it's a fundamentally unpleasant concept and i see no way to make it acceptable.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    it seemed very obvious this idea is modelled after having towelrs for drying your hands on, in which case you have a basket for used ones and when the basket is full you toss the contents in the washing machine.

    Wut? We just change one when doing a wash and then you just toss it straight in

    my point is that no one wants this, it’s a fundamentally unpleasant concept

    People dry their soaped ass with their regular towel all the time though, if you clean your ass after a shit then it's the same deal, but just for ass, which seems less pleasant imo lol

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Just wait a minute and it will dry. I'm going to be sitting there for a couple more minutes on my phone anyway.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (2 children)

    so what do you dry your bum with after a shower?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

    A towel.

    I don't take shits in the shower though, so there's really no risk of me wiping shit on my towel when drying my ass after showering. The bidet is good, but won't necessarily get everything 100% clean. Two squares of TP to get dry + ensure that everything is completely clean is a very cheap insurance policy.

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