Reddit post in r/conservative by u/concerned-antocommie: “ I think my boss might be a communist. So a while ago, I got my first paycheck at my new job at a fast food place. I guess it wasn't too bad, but I did the math and figured out that I sold a lot more food per hour than I got paid for, even when you account for the price of the food. When I tried to talk to him about it, he said we're all part of one big team, but some people get paid more than others. This is suspiciously close to the famous
"some are more equal than others" from my favorite book, Animal Farm and is what really got me thinking about this. We make the money, and then he takes it and gives it to someone else who doesn't even work!
I'm no economist, but this is textbook socialism. I think I've come to the conclusion that the best way for me to combat these socialist business practices would be teaming up with my fellow workers unify out power and demonstrate that we understand the full value of our labor. Anyone else have similar experiences with obviously Marxist bosses before, or any other advice?”

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[–] 315 points 1 year ago (15 children)
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    95% sure is trolling. Yet, I'm also 100% sure a lot of those buffoons will not notice.

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    [–] 212 points 1 year ago

    Pro level shitpost.

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  • [–] 103 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Boy, conservatives sure love their free speech.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I got banned from there years ago for asking a question in a comment.

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    [–] 156 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    We should troll them like this a LOT more.

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    [–] 104 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    This guy/gal's got the right idea. Turns out conservatives agree with a lot of leftist ideas when you don't use their Boogeyman trigger words.

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  • [–] 67 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    would have been better to not use the word "unify". too transparent.

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    [–] 43 points 1 year ago

    This has to be a troll but I'll be damned if r/conservative isn't dumb enough to bite

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    No right winger would think that. They like their hierarchies, their classes of people, and some being worth more than others so there is someone to punch down.

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    [–] 37 points 1 year ago*

    Missing nsfw tag for memetic agent with acute physiological aneurism vector.

    Nevertheless, excellent shitpost.
    Capitalist's workers should rally behind such a great example.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    Way too many comments from people taking this at face value. This is almost formulaic bait.

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    [–] 29 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    This is the way you troll right-wingers.

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    [–] 28 points 1 year ago

    Peak satire 👨‍🍳👌

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    This is really bad for conservative marxist bait ngl

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago*

    Dude definitely never understood Animal Farm.

    And I missed the satire in this. OP knew what he was doing.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago

    The difference between communism and capitalism is who gets the money without working.

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    it kinda shows that labels have become a tool to obscure thinking.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    When I start my start-up, at some point fucking everyone will get paid the same in proportion to overall company performance. From the cleaning staff to the highest level management fuckers. Because each and everyone is responsible for and contributes to the company's success.

    This can work.
    For example: https://www.bbc.com/news/stories-51332811

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