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Bathrooms (i.ibb.co)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

Better than this place in Sacramento, California. Just imagine trying to figure this out after a few drinks!

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

That's not bad. It would be a lot worse if Roger and Jessica were on the opposite doors.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I first interrupted it as that before thinking about it harder and realizing it wasn't. It's like having to do a triple take to take a leak

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Don't interrupt me when im thinking!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Just add alcohol and hilarity ensues!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I idnt go to sha wrong badroom, I wash framed by a raabbish...

[-] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago

It's so inconsiderate to put a door knob on the Guys' door, knowing full well that they don't have arms.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Why the hell would you but put a doorknob on any public restroom door? That's unsanitary

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

How the fuck else do you lock it?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You don't. You lock the stall you're in.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

You must be a woman because men's rooms don't have stalls.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Some doors are a push style that still have a lock cylinder, so it's possible!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

locking the bathroom makes you miss out on the social connection

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Ummm.... what? I don't get it

[-] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Both are delicious.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Old Gregg, what do you have?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I got a man-gina!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Wanna come to a club where people were on each other?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

I'm guessing the mascot changed to add or remove arms, and then they replaced only one of the bathroom signs later for some reason.

When bathroom signs have different pictures on the Mens vs. the Ladies, the pictures are expected to demonstrate some difference between the people expected to use the bathrooms.

In this case, it makes it appear that the establishment is saying that women have arms while men do not. This is counter to what a person might expect, and it is this subversion of expectations that some people might find humorous.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I thought they were insinuating that guys don't use their hands to go to the bathroom, just free hosing at the urinal

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I see guys at the urinal with both hands on their hips and I wonder how they do that without peeing in their pants. I assume they must have huge hogs that reach the urinal and rest on the bottom. Mine is more like one of those wacky sprinklers where the spray hoses flail around everywhere when you turn on the water. I have to use my hand to control it, or it turns into a freaking Gallagher show, and nobody signed up for that.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Assert dominance. Piss on the floor.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Hey fellas, is it feminine to have arms?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Bruh if anything, it's the fellas who should have arms. As a fellow bro, the only thing important to me are them guns 💪💪. Also, what are legs?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

My penis is more important to me than my arms.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Guys could be a slice, sure, but girls would then be:

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

The missing part?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I've always been jealous that women have arms.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

none pizza, left beef

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Guys don't wash hands, easy one. Move on to the next screen.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I guess they could have kept the guys and gals only. It's not like we need to give the anthropomorphic pizza people genitals, right?

this post was submitted on 09 Oct 2023
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