Aliens are distracting us with laser pointers so they can steal our cows!
The alien's 4 dimensional laser pointers create a 3 dimensional projection (orb) on our world. Just like our 3 dimensional laser pointers create a 2 dimensional spot on the wall.
Yeah you got chucklefucks in the states running outside to laser planes because they think it's ufos, hate that.
I've come to the conclusion that laser pointers were a mistake.
It actually all started back with reddit and 4chan iirc, some people had lasered "orbs" and got responses from them, others soon followed.
You have to be seriously fucking gullible to believe that this is the best footage they have of something they hit with an MQ-9 Reaper. The year is 2025.
Yeah, I'd imagine they're probably sitting on some real juicy stuff. There was a colored video shot in the daytime that was FOIA'd of a round sphere in I think Iraq?
They have footage of this event that isn't IR 100% and they probably have footage from that missile's POV too.
Clear footage I mean.
They really showed that helium birthday balloon who's boss
creepy
Obama, but he reads creepypastas:
Get no sleep here
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