Rockstar always gets me.

"Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?"

"No, of course not."

"Then, in your own words, why don't you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?"

How do you manage to fuck up so many things?
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Yeah these are pretty much all red flags, however...

I love 'wearing multiple hats'. Otherwise I get bored! And if you e got a good manager, the inefficiency that comes with multiple hats is understood.

I use ‘self starter’ at work to describe someone that I don’t have to manage and will figure out what they need to do to manage their own project without me holding their hands.

I provide my own continuity binder and am there to answer any questions once we’re done with a brief left seat/right seat… but, I need someone who is capable of handling themselves instead of me being their parent.

What’s a better word than ‘self starter’ if people see that negatively?

I've only had one job that wasn't all of these red flags that wasn't my self employed gig. this fucking economy

This makes me curious if there's a study focused on the effectiveness of job listings with these buzz words vs without. I wonder if more people would apply or if people actually buy into these phrases.