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[–] 60 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Rockstar always gets me.

"Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?"

"No, of course not."

"Then, in your own words, why don't you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?"

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Everybody wants a rockstar employee until I show up coked out of my mind for work smh.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Hey, as long as you're a good coder, I don't care how high you are. Though I'll need to find a way to explain the new "Misc" category in my budget.

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  • You've done your company a great service, and we thank you and we trust you found the compensation satisfactory.

    Oh, the money's fine.

    The situation's totally unacceptable.

    Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

    Where is the miscellaneous account?

    I thought we'd settled that.

    The miscellaneous account is somewhere very safe.

    From whom?

    The account is a source of important funding and it has to be internally audited.

    And it will be, I assure you, Mr. Brody,

    Dr. Jones.

    We have top men working on it right now.

    Who?

    TOP...MEN

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