England is doing this with extra steps. We just dump our raw sewage in the sea. Yay for privatised water companies.

If the floor were solid maybe…

But can you imagine trying to take a shit during bad storm or even a hurricane?!? That shit would be intense. Might be something like a nuclear Poseidon’s Kiss. Or maybe a kaiju sized bidet.

I think the major concern would be whatever is in front of the main "bowl". Is that just accumulated shit from people with really bad aim? Or, is that accumulated rust from people with bad aim and a lack of regular maintenance?

fish

If the fish and the birds can doo it, you can too! Fly, my pretties!

Most toilets on ferries around Venice still work like this. Venice has a great waste removal system, at low tide, pee just runs into the water but poop gets stuck to sewers, then at high tide the tide takes away the poop.

Then tourists romantically run their hands into the canal water from a gondola ride....while RFK Jr. swims past doing laps.

Going in the bathroom with my phone in hand: wish me luck!

Beware of diarrhea and a windy day combo.

Street Photography

Where street?

"No thank you"??? Tf do you mean, what do you think fuckoff big blue whales do?

Pissing down into a body of water is one of life's subtle joys, and you poo-poo the prospect of pooping into one?

clearly none of these commenters have heard of the butthole barracuda

Don't know if things have changed, but that's what toilets on trains looked like when I was in high-school. You could see the ground rushing under you.

I would love to take a dump with the salty sea air caressing my butthole, with the occaisonal tall wave as a bidet

My fear would be the floor breaking out underneath you.

Imagine if it had a rattle.

Dang! Dropped my phone.

This would fix me

Imagine dropping your phone

Do your balls hang low?

Do sharks eat those?

Do they blow to and fro?

Like the Antarctic snow?

Do you tuck them up?

Beside your butt?

Do your balls hang low?

What's with the title? I'm adding pooping here to my bucket list. I bet the sea breeze feels really nice (edit: and the plop sound would be satisfying).

When I imagined a toilet with a view I never imagined the wiew being between my legs.

Are those fish swarming around the “landing zone”?

This looks like a south east asian or middle eastern style seat with support areas for your boots, so that you can lift up the seat and climb up on it to squat. A hybrid toilet that supports both ME/SEA-style squat-usage and seated western usage (with seat down).

Brave leaning the phone over it to take a photo.

Seems fine to me as long as you don't have to use it in winter

Hope you've got your tetanus shot

Well the cleaners haven't been there for quite a while, other than that, I see no issues.