Godric comments on No thank you...

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

"No thank you"??? Tf do you mean, what do you think fuckoff big blue whales do?

Pissing down into a body of water is one of life's subtle joys, and you poo-poo the prospect of pooping into one?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Pissing down into a body of water is one of life’s subtle joys

but then my neighbor yells at me to get out of his pool.

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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

Pissing down into a body of water is one of life’s subtle joys,

at that height you're never going to get satisfying laminar flow. it's gonna just turn into mist.

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[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

But no chance of the Candiru swimming up the urethra.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

You reminded me of yet another childhood fear that ended being not really as much of a threat in my daily life as I had worried.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago

I'd be fine standing and pissing into it, but I think I'd get a little uncomfortable sitting down.

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