This is a wild story, dude flag down an officer at the gas station, told him he thought somebody drugged his grandkids ice cream. Didn't realize there was surveillance.

Why are these people so fucking weird

An excerpt from his resignation letter:

...I remain prayerfully confident that I will be exonerated of all accusations leveled against me.

"Prayerfully confident"? Really?

https://wcti12.com/news/local/surry-county-elections-chair-resigns-after-criminal-charges-involving-granddaughters

Read the article please! He was trying to make Dairy Queen employees look like they were poisoning kids, not trying to molest the girls. He put pills in their milkshakes and then showed a cop the milkshakes, claiming they came that way. Cops found video of him putting the pills in.

He's still a bad man who put his grandkids in harm's way, or at best used them in commission of a crime.

Oh, nice! They found a new contender for the least corrupt and criminal Republican in government in the USA.

Don't worry, he just wanted to rape her. He is a Republican, after all.

MDMA

Sounds like a good time

cocaine

Ugh, no thanks

granddaughter

Jesus fuck dude

Everyone in the comments seems confused today. The guy was going to rape his granddaughters. He hadn’t planned on them discovering the drugs while they ate the ice cream. Had to play concerned grandparent at that point.

Yokeley has since been booked on multiple felony counts, including contaminating food or drink with a controlled substance, possession of Schedule I narcotics, and child abuse.

He posted a $100,000 secured bond after his arrest and transport to the New Hanover County Detention Center, per the report.

Jesus, dude's not even locked up right now

FAMILEE VALUEZ

Looks like Maga has found its successor once trumps arteries finally fill fully up, any time now.

Incoming trump pardon...