Why the fuck would I put drugs in your kid's halloween candy?

Drugs are expensive, I'm not giving that shit away. If they want drugs, they gotta pay, just like their parents.

Within moments of the news, a veritable platoon of transwomen in halloween costumes were at every door in the neighborhood going "Trick or Treat!" as they frantically check each piece of candy they're given in hopes of the glorious estradiol.

TitKats?

Femboi kitkat.

I don't know if that's offensive terminology, but if it is, just tell me and I'll delete this comment. It's just exactly what I thought of. I'm sorry?

Heaven KitKat

Nestle bad

Waiting to hear about this in a serious manner from my parents.

Is that some ancient KitKat branding, or does KitKat just look very different in other parts of the world?

Kind of makes me regret being too old to trick or treat