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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Plot twist: they stole gay furry porn from nato servers.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

3000 files seems like an arbitary amount. Nothing's preventing you from creating a file for each passing millisecond.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

2999 of them are robot.txt files, and one is goatse.jpg.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Awww no luv for my girl tubgirl?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I had forgotten about that one damn it

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah, without any frame of reference, it's just a random, useless number.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

so a group of furry hackers is a cabal, not like a pack or a litter or something

"FBI Bags Litter of Hacker Furries"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Every time someone posts a relevant XKCD comic as a response to something, I hate humanity just a little bit less.

I salute you, internet stranger.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Surely it would be less redundant to just say 'hackers'

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

What a relief, I'd hate to think those files ended up in the wrong ~~paws~~ hands.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Based and furpilled

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can the gay furries get the alien files next?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wasn't that supposed to be the Naruto-running guy's job?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

THEY HAD ONE JOB

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

the group says it's gotten into the government web portal for the South African OR Tambo district

As a South African, that's not much of an accomplishment

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Oh no, did the mass Activation of everyone yesterday contribute to this?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, I mean hackers are bad but gay furry hackers...that's crossing the line.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

3000 stolen files of gay furry hackers

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yes that is quite the headline for sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Can we start a Legion of Gay Fury Hackers (₲ay͎₣ur)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We live in the dumbest timeline.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (9 children)

gay bad please like if you cri evrytim

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You mean the bettest timeline, right?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

3,000 black files of NATO

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Guy looks like Harrison Ford’s accountant brother.

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