So, Bavaria is Germany’s version of Montreal or Florida?

In my hometown up in the north, there was a students pub that offered a "whore's breakfast" ("Nuttenfrühstück") that was just a cup of coffee and a cig, so....

I moved from Bavaria to Saxony about two years ago. I always thought the whole "The West" "The East" thing was a joke and no one actually talked and thought like that.

Then I realized that it was just that there is "The East", "The West", and "Bavaria". Bavarians don't identify with "The West". Nothing "The East" says about "The West" applies well to Bavaria. It's just a very shielded microcosm. Bavarians don't identify as Germans. They identify as Bavarians primarily. They are doing their own thing.

Ba-where?

"You gonna finish that cigarette? Can I have it?"

I thought the same, like congrats on making it even more pathetic. Hey bro wanna go halfsies on a last meal?

"Babe, you just chill, I know exactly what to order"

It's a lighter, refreshing alternative to meat salad.

I like steak salad. with bacon instead of lettuce

Cigarettes have become more expensive but right now they're at 9 € for 22 pcs. So less than 50c a piece.

Oops, sorry. This is pork-derived water.

"Last meal" is what you eat before being executed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_meal

German restaurants usually have English versions of their menus in areas that get a lot of tourists.