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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 48 points 2 years ago

I thought the marines were about eating crayons and doing warcrimes

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

No that's marriage

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

If, "Something greater," means "oil," then that matches up with my service.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We switched to water based lubricant in our marriage, I highly recommend it over oil

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Thank you for bringing freedom to the oil. It needed it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Freedom to get in my fuckin SUV for 12 mpg I'll tell you hwat

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Happiness is always waaaaaay down the list of things people need by the folks that try to define what the purpose of something is

Edit: oh and marriage is just an atavism from what used to be a property arrangement, monogamy and commitment aren’t confined to the institution

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I thought the marines were about fanatical devotion to the God-Emperor of Mankind and huge pauldrons.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

You thought wrong.

Marines are about fanatical devotion to the forces of Chaos and huge spikey pauldrons.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Honor, courage, commitment.

Oh wait..

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Me and my vet wife: “Por que no los dos?”

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

this tweet is inaccurate, it doesn't mention eating crayons at all

This tweet is clearly about being an educator

this post was submitted on 04 Oct 2023
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