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[–] 55 points 1 year ago

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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  • [–] 42 points 1 year ago

    Release the Trump/Epstein files

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Probably where he stores his nuts

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    Trump has Dizzy Gillespie cheeks

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    They’re load bearing

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    🤣 The wasn't allowed to swallow bit made me laugh out loud at work!

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Could become an angry dragon.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    The regrets of an old fool. Having been told which sword he is to fall on, laments.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Putin was zinc maxing and edging for days.

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  • This is a payop to sell Krasnov branded grapefruit spoons isn't it

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Donald kept talking, so Vlad told him to catch a bubble.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    He got a bad job rating.

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