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[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

wait. is clench=accelerate or clench=slow down?

[-] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago

I think clench to brake would make more sense. Just relax and you'll be cruising

[-] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago

I'm just imagining being relaxed and going fast, then something startled you and BAM. Suddenly brake and fly off the board. Maybe have a humourous landing in a dumpster or a pile of manure.

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

You do realize, the detection sensor needs to be firmly attached.

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I fail to see the issue

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Reminds me of the monowheels in South Park

maybe NSFW

People in South Park mounting monowheels with some controls going into their butt and mouth

[-] Individual_Orchid@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Buttplug controller.. easy peasy

[-] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Like the uniwheel thing on South Park

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