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[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Uhhh… you got this meme format literally backwards. Red delicious apples definitely did not draw 25 on this card, because they look great but are dead inside.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh shit oh shit oh shit.

Well that’s what I get for being tired and making memes….I mean I was actually being super meta…yeah, that’s it.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Ok. I'm glad I wasn't just missing some Gen Z surreal in-joke or simply missing something obvious.

(Don't get me wrong, I love Gen Z surreal in-jokes even if I'm older than Gen Z.)

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Delete and repost.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Apple Rankings calls them "Coffee Grinds in a Leather Glove" and gives them a 25/100. They really are awful.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Thank you. It's been a while since a website has brought me this much joy:

  • Cortland Apple: "A Damp Hacky Sack"
  • Gala Apple: "The Inoffensive Mainstay"
  • Pinova (Piñata) Apple: "A Papier Mache Fruit Husk"
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Arkansas Black: is better than: eating a rock

Edit: Newtown Pippin "Long Island's Sand-Filled Condom"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

TIL there are apple commercials.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

They’re not wrong.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Dude should be holding no cards

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta give it to red delicious apples: they sure are red.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Envy apples FTW!

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