Godspeed, you hero of gyros, you hoagie heroine, you rigoletto of Ruebens...

Here's the director's cut. :)

https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1mnvn87/full_video_of_dc_sub_guy/

Are those the dangerous gangmembers Trump was talking about?

Not all heroes wear capes

a domestic terrorist using a sandwich of mass destruction. /s

The hero we need.

That slow run was like ballet.

What's the charge? Delivering a footlong meal? A succulent foot-long meal?

Nah he was a hero delivering justice

Cops love sandwiches.

Fucking fantastic!

what a hero

handoff food delivery for those fine fucks, whoops folks, in the gestapo

"assault and resisting arrest".

Never mess with the heavy eating his sandwich

I could hear this in my head the entire time he ran

Did he get away?

I keep trying to formulate a plan in my head:

On one hand ACAB: They all promote the national security culture within the law enforcement sector that we civilians are the enemy. The departments are all corrupt through and through

On the other hand the non ICE officers hate being used as S𝑖𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑟ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑡𝑠𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑡 or Einsatzgruppen (German SD, or Death Squads, respectively) to pick on innocent civilians to be shuttled away to concentration camps. And I wonder if there was a way for the public to tell them we're sorry they are being abused by being repurposed as general goon squads, and if that might encourage them to resist more than they do.

Also, ICE agents, either pre-Trump used to sometimes engage in action that at least had the appearance of legitimacy, e.g. tracking people with violent records. New recruits (post OBBBA Budget) were told they'll be hunting the worst of the worst and then are picking up day laborers and ice-cream vendors, which is soul crushing for even MAGAs who wanted to be the hero.

We need to be able to take these sentiments and weaponize them against the system, and the policy-makers that are forcing them to be evil fucks for The Man.

I don't know the specifics, but there's a schematic in there somewhere.

So... I gotta know. Was it a hero's hero he launched?