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[–] 220 points 1 year ago* (12 children)

Yep. Drug screen popped for heroin. Happens all the time. You'd think they would have figured out a way around it by now in the screening.

But it's only the poor that have to take drug tests. So there's no incentive to not ruin their lives.

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  • [–] 101 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    Fresh out of high school I got a job working in the same grocery store as my then girlfriend (now wife), i had to take a drug test to finish the hiring process. I stopped at the grocery store to grab the paperwork and as I walked past the bakery they had fresh poppy seed bagels, my absolute favorite. I grabbed one and then went the next morning for my drug test, failed for opiates.

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  • [–] 47 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    There is a way around it. Check again after 72h.

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    How long does it take for normal opiates to pass through? Because if they're the same it doesn't really indicate that it was from Poppy seeds.

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  • [–] 65 points 1 year ago*

    If a opiate addict went clean for 72 hours for a drug test they would be in very bad shape by the time they get tested again. It would be completely obvious that they are in withdrawal. They would be very anxious, shivering, vomiting, and shitting.

    Retesting after 72 hours is a pretty good indicator that someone isn't using so long as you also observe physical symptoms.

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    [–] 127 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Ffs there was a Seinfeld episode on this issue. 30 years later and we have nothing better?!

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  • [–] 103 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Yep. Authorities have basically just refused to admit how unreliable drug tests are, no matter how many times it's proven

    It's standard war on drugs tactics... They don't care how many people they hurt, gotta keep that slave prisoner population up

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  • [–] 84 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    My dad had a story similar to this from when he worked at a bank. Someone brought in poppyseed muffins for the office, the same morning that the office got randomly selected for drug tests. The higher-ups were really confused when the entire office tested positive for opiates.

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    [–] 69 points 1 year ago

    When I was a teenager, I found out that some of the packs of poppy seeds at grocery stores had seeds that were shinier and oilier than the other grey/blue/dusty ones. And they sat in clumps, not loose seeds. Turns out there was a lot of opium on those.

    Good times were had, for about 2 weeks, followed by ~10 years of bad times.

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  • [–] 68 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    Why are they drug testing women during childbirth? What kind of fucked up shit is that?

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  • [–] 43 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Started to become common during the moral panic around drugs in the 80s and 90s here in the US. I don’t know how it’s legal but this country is very backwards.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago*

    They should - but only for medical reasons kept confidential. It's important info for the doctor for the health of the kid. But not the cops.

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    [–] 47 points 1 year ago (7 children)

    Drug testing all pregnant women sounds so f*** up.

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  • [–] 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    According to this LA Times article, they weren't testing everyone; they tested this woman because she skipped her prenatal visits. She did that because she lived with people who were at high risk from COVID-19. It also says she provided a urine sample voluntarily, but wasn't told it was for drug testing.

    It does seem reasonable to me that if a hospital had good reason to believe a woman was using opioids while pregnant, they would get child protective services involved. It does not seem to me that missing some appointments with as good an explanation as she gave here should be grounds to perform a drug test without the patient's consent. Child protective services also shouldn't be relying on a test with such poor specificity.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    The problem is a shitty adjudication process with legal stakes that demand a more formal, judicial process. They blindside the accused without informed opportunity to competently defend themselves, review evidence, contest claims. The accused needs to understand the consequences at play & know when they'll need a competent advocate or lawyer before it's too late.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    America's fixation on drugs is beyond psychotic. God forbid someone actually enjoys their shitty life a little bit. When does congress get its random drug tests? Oh, that's right, the rules don't apply there...

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  • [–] 39 points 1 year ago

    Just got a box of poppy seed almond muffins from Costco. Guess my whole family, kids included, would test positive for both heroin and cyanide.

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  • [–] 37 points 1 year ago (12 children)

    Pregnant people don't have the same rights as everybody else and it's not just abortion. Reactionaries need to control what they don't understand and absurdity is inevitable outcome.

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    [–] 30 points 1 year ago (24 children)

    Why are they drug testing in the first place? Wtf?

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Anyone who listened to the 50 minute podcast can tell us whether she fought the decision and what the outcome was? Written article had no closure. Must have closure!

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    [–] 22 points 1 year ago (19 children)

    Absolutely horrible but they should absolutely warn people about foods that can make them false positive before any drug tests.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    She had a salad, an “everything” salad. Poppy seeds are just a minor everyday ingredient and it would to just not even think of them. Even knowing. Even being warned.

    Warning is not enough.

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  • [–] 18 points 1 year ago

    This is literally a bit in Seinfeld, except its a bagel and Elaine doesn’t get to go on her work trip. Guess our collective memory is very very very short.

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