Have you ever tried simply turning off your TV, sitting down with your child, and hitting them?
Shutup baby, i know it
"I can guarantee you anything you want."
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
(Specifically when encountering unruly children and the parents do nothing to control them.)
Me, Bender.
I'll make my own X, with blackjack and hookers!
You know what? Forget X
Just reminded of my true favorite:
Save it for the cross burning, Adolf
Do a flip!
I'm back baby!
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
I say the whole world must learn of our peaceful ways... by force.
Bender Bender Bender!
Bender Bender Bender!
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
B-E-N-D-E-R BeeeeenddddeeeeeeEEERRR
Bite my shiny metal ass
This should be at the top!!
Shut up baby I know it
I say this week the time. Often when my girlfriend complements me.
I should be better at accepting complements.
"Shampoo doesn't expire, baby!" is forever burned into my brain despite not being a real Bender quote and being from a long-deleted Tumblr.
I am bender. Please, insert girder.
Daffodils.
I've got a lot of great memories of my old place beep and now they're gone.
Leela cracked corn, and I don't care
Fry cracked corn, I still don't care
Bender cracked corn and he is great
Take that you stupid corn!
It's toe-tappingly tragic.
For all things Futurama
Rule 1: Don't be a jerkwad!
Rule 2: Alternate video links to be linked in a comment, below the original video.
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