Gaming

Words With Fiends - Travel through the planes of Hell debating the denizens.

Grand Heft Auto: An exciting simulator of the daily routine of a weighbridge operator.

Perfect Ark: its just Gurren Lagann.

Elden Ing. An emotional story based game about growing old and facing your own mortality.

Tardew Valley. Less so about farming, bit more about establishing and managing an oil drilling site.

Alflife - a game about Gordon Freeman's brother Alfred and the troubles in his life

Halflie - as above but now we know the troubles are because of him not quite telling the truth

Warfame - The Hague simulator where you play as the former leader of a child army.

Grand Heft Auto - like Crazy Taxi but you are driving your obese aunt around town to run errands while taking shortcuts and avoiding weigh stations (which are in a town for some reason) Racing/puzzle mashup

Slay the Sire - Instigate a medieval peasant revolt and establish a commune.

PaRappa the Raper

Half-Lie - conman simulator

Octopat Traveler. A pixel art RPG where you level up by petting octopuses.

Tom Raider. It's about a guy name Tom Raider. He sells insurance.

Alf-Life 2. It's Gordon Shumway not Gordon Freeman

Mega Ma - No one's stopping a mother. Let alone Mega Ma

BABA IS YO

• Instead of controlling Baba, they just are cool instead 😎

Hal -- It's the Sims, except focused on one guy called Hal.
Super Sash Bros -- They're all fabulous and they love to parade about in their sashes!
Dragon Ball Xenverse -- A couple of Saiyans find themselves in the Borderworld and help Gordon Freeman send the Nihilanth packing.
The Matrix: Path of No -- You take the blue pill. The end.

God of Ar - idk, pirates!

AC Man – 🥵 Dude's just trying to get cool

Fir Emblem: An art game where you design a logo for a forestry company.

Dom: BDSM-themed hentai game, emphasis on the DS part.

Ape Legends - a simian themed battle royale

Gang Beats - rhythm game containing songs from the hood

Dad Space

"God dammit Billy, if you ask me if we're in the Alpha Centauri system yet, I swear to God I will pull this cruiser over. I'm sirius!"

Raveyard Keeper: Your hopes and dreams of making the most fly night club in the 2000's with Bob the Skull as your DJ and hypeman.

Slent Hill - game about a quaint village in Scotland

Minecrat - game about aristocrat miners

The Sms - game about texting people

Bishock - game about bi panic (my kind of game lol)

Resident Eil - game about homebody eels who cant spell

Rimword: The margarita bandit strikes again! Can you decipher the clues left behind in the salt on his glass?

Death Standing - You play as the Grim Reaper guiding souls into the afterlife.

Valorat - a tactical first person shooter where players play as a set of rodents with special abilities

Allout 3. Arguably the best in a series of post-apocalyptic battle royale games.

Fight of the Navigator.
David has to defeat Nasa, kidnap Ralph and the McAdams girl, then go back in time to save the Pukmerin's planet from the comet where they start a new life.

Ass Effect

...i better not elaborate

Ike, a Dragon - Ike becomes ostracized and has to come to terms what being a dragon truly means.

(Alright I'm pushing the rules by adding comma)

Cave Tory

• you're a robot and find yourself fighting against bats and creatures in a cave shouting you their traditional British beliefs (Tory)

Horizon Zero Dan

Hostbusters.

It's kind of like 'Hackers'