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Gaming
Moral Kombat. A game where each player fights against their own vices, competing to build the most virtuous character.
Kant versus Hume, fight!
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Ass Effect 2: Interesting aliens
With all those close ups of asses this changes surprisingly little
Yeah, no plot change on this one.
Cyberpuk 2077: In a dystopian future where global warming has brought the planet to a boil, desperate hockey players take their game to cyberspace because ice is no longer available.
Metal Ear Solid. A lore heavy game about a man dealing with tinnitus.
All of Duty - you work in a company which, after several waves of layoffs, has been severely understaffed.
AMOGUS - Nothing changed
Petty Princess Party - instead of decorating rooms you snark about how gaudy everything is
Alone in the ark. A horror game where you accidentally step aboard the wrong ark and you have to survive against gods rejected beasts.
I would totally play this one.
Oat Simulator: the most intense game about preparing breakfast.
Ant-chamber: cleaning up an ant infestation in non-Euclidean space
Stay: a cat tries to stop its owner from leaving the house
Mincraft: a picture of a single block for minimalism
Shove Knight: a game about a knight that fights by shoving enemies off of cliffs
Udertale: goat mom starts a "business" after her teaching does not pay enough for the bills.
Until DAW: only the power of music can defeat the wendigo
Doki Doki literature cub: same game but all the characters are bears
Pants vs. Zombies: a tower defence game where a clothing shop keeper must protect their property from a zombie apocalypse by throwing jeans, khakis, capris, shorts etc. at them.
Assassin's Reed. A game about an Assassin and his precious piece of Reed that he uses to kill people with.
Pathfinder Kinmaker: It's all about managing your lineage.
Got Simulator: A simulator where you sit in a bus and the kid behind you ask if you have Simulators on your phone
Dom - a former space marine navigates the lifestyle in a point-and-click adventure with a kinky flair
Amnesia: the dark decent
A survival horror where you have to run away from a very polite, forgetful monster.
Mario Art - it's just Mario Paint.
Hearts of Ion - very complicated particle physics simulator.
Imworld - you can trigger challenges at your will.
Keep Taking and Nobody Explodes: steal as much as you can before the bomb detonates.
Gran Theft Auto - same as the original, but you play as an 86 year old woman named Mildred.
Andy Crush - dating sim.
Word of Warcraft - word feud with elves and orcs
Tar Craft - A liquid based physics construction game.
BiShock - I'm Christian and unfortunately cannot elaborate further on this sinful content
Hal - I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
Microsoft Fight Simulator 2020
Learn how to fight in photorealistic settings all around the world!
War raft: an RPS game set in the ocean.
Grand heft auto: a weightlifting simulator.
Husbando had a lot of fun thinking about this:
- Ears of the Kingdom: The adventures of the ENT of Hyrule
- Tar Craft: A citybuilder focused on traffic management
- Ann 1800: Bridgerton - The Game
- Resident Vil: The sims set in Racoon City
- The IMs: The Sims, but text-based
- Okemon: A Jamaican-themed friendship simulator
- Spider Ma: An RPG centered around Miles Morales' mom
- Itcher 3 Wild Hunt: A popping simulator
- Goof War: Just a boy goofing around
- Oom: Out of mana
World of Go - A puzzle game where you have to play multiple games of Go to complete puzzles, and save the world from the enigmatic World of Go corporation.
Mehwarrior - Assume the role of a bored military member standing watch over an empty shed.
Hollow Night: Drunken Vampires without a life
Microsoft Light Simulator 40th Anniversary- The classic particle / wave physics simulator now allows you accurately model everything from radio arrays and lasers up to particle accelerators and tokamak reactors.
Allout - A game about surviving in the wake of a nuclear disaster
Slay the Sire: eat the rich!
Grand Heft Auto: An exciting simulator of the daily routine of a weighbridge operator.
These are all amazing!
Surviving Mrs: this war of mine but as a dude who got caught cheating.
Loo hero: plumber simulator
Chrono Tigger: Pooh Bear in Time