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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like it’s only 1 carrot.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

That's 1 24 carat carrot, though

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Realistically the carrot itself is only something like 5×10^(−11) karat gold.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, if we're being sticklers, I highly doubt that ring is 24 carats, either. 🤓

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

She is now married to a carrot.

A tale of taboo love.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

New Chuck Tingle novel out soon

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago

Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

A Canadian woman who lost her ring?

[-] nonBInary 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
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I wonder at what point the carrot regretted its life.

I mean literally

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this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2025
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