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submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I'm currently torn between Natural Born Killers and Reservoir Dogs, but at least have had it down to "probably nothing with Steven Seagal in it" quite early in the process.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago

The matrix. Those beautifully choreographed ~~fight~~ sex scenes would put the kama sutra to shame.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

The matrix reloaded now has a giant gang bang with Keanu Reeves being violated by hundreds of Agent Smiths.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

And a lovely hentai scene when the sentinels ~~attack~~ explore their holes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

This and really anything with Jackie Chan - truly a master of the ~~martial~~ marital arts

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Pacific Rimjob

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

It would be really easy to do, too. Just replace the chainsword with a dildo.

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How many people did he fuck with that pencil?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well, I just know I won't watch any zombie movie from now on.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Demolition Man ... have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Hardcore Henry!

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The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.

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