Can you just turn up the happy setting on the world a tick or two? Just enough to get everyone to chill the fuck out.
Sadly I can't alter others directly due to Wizard Code of Ethics... But yeah we as a species should collectively chill the fuck out I agree.
Then I'll settle for ending all forms of slavery.
I'll... Erm... Additionally bring muffins with the cookies to the library (work) tomorrow that I promised in a comment below. And double the- no triple the amount!
I have some milk in the fridge, could you turn it into good cheese?
pair of timbs
make everyone happy or at least somewhat comfortable, all the time c:
Sadly I can't alter the minds of others directly :( but I'll be sure to bring cookies to the library (work) on monday to partially grant your wish!
Can you curse those with extreme wealth with debillitating back pain? The more above the median you are, the more intense. Make sure the cause is entirely known
Done with a twist: I can't alter others directly due to the Wizard Code of Ethics, but I have applied a curse to make sure the wealthier you are, the less people you can trust.
These people can never fully trust anyone. "Does she love me for me?", "is that new guy just kissing my ass or can I open up to them?" will be thoughts so frequent that it will drive them mad the older and lonelier they get.
Biology as a completed science and engineering corpus.
Congratulations. Welcome to the final state of human technology. The stone age of silicon and dark ages of scarcity are over.
We're low on milk. Also bananas.
Oh good because my mana can't handle more than that.
Which reality? I want tacos if it has them, or ghunsht if it has them, but I'll settle for plzgtsk' or some portabello mozzarella sticks.
What have you done! You just summoned the great Acos'sht'gtsk!
Edit: and they brought portabello mozzarella sticks - all good.
If this offer is still available I'd like a cool skirt with pockets and a comfy cloak that avoids dragging on stairs.
Read only after drafting response to first half.
To me it sounds like you're not really a wizard but rather went to magic school to become a magic lawyer and picked up some cantrips between ethics classes…
Cloaks need to come back into style, so granted. But skirt with pockets? You'll only find that in the school of [email protected]. Those witches are powerful beyond my ability.
Edit after reading the second part: Rude, How dare you! I might have barely passed but I'm still a full member of the Wizard School Alumni! I take the cloak back, thank you.
Oh! I was supposed to get pickles! Dill, though. If there's only sweet, don't bother.
Your mind seems to be in conflict, but I see that this is due to another person here summoning a demon which is distorting your ability to think right now. I'll bring you potatoes, oil and herbs (to make chips in the oven) to remove the effect.
Just erase me mate
I wish for you to have a nice day
Thank you. I will make sure to fulfill your wish! Guess I'll go to the cinema tonight afterall :)
How was the movie?
It was actually pretty good! Thanks for asking :)
It was the new superman movie. I don't usually fancy superhero movies, but occasionally join friends to watch. It was good!
Awesome, I still gotta see it but I keep hearing good things. Thanks for letting me know!
Thank you for making me go! Almost cancelled those plans out of laziness :)
The first step out the door is always the hardest. Once I get going, I’m always grateful I did
Words of wisdom right there. Doesn't take much for it to be worth it either!
I want [a pocket dimensional teleporter]
Granted, your pocket is a worm hole into another dimension, but the location hqppens to be a pocket of the same size and constant, stable connection has been created. Making it feel like a normal pocket.
I want to see your magic license
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