this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

For some reason this made me think of this safety dance song and my brain immediately came up with a parody of it.

You can fart if you want to,
you can leave gas clouds behind
Because your wife's not here and since she's not here then there's no one to mind.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Literally me

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

How'd you get a picture of my graduation cake?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad there are no lit candles present on that cake 🤭

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Absolutely zero shade but if you have more memes my five year old would like, please share. This one made him smile really big.