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I hope to throw one of those baseballs
Netanyahu was found in Brooklyn tonight having tragically asphyxiated when allegedly force fed spaghetti and meatballs for 5 hours. Marinara gravy found oozing out of his nose.
tech oligarchs would have to invent a new algorithm to censor the massive support the whack of netanyahu would generate.
mashallah 🤩
Notice how even in this Netenyahu has to drag daddy America in to his affairs because he can’t just come by himself
Also, anyone find it kind of interesting Trump said, ‘He’s a communist, he’s not a socialist, he’s a communist’? 
remember a couple years back when they were trying to make "maoist" into their new slur because they already called literally everyone a "communist" already?
Words are scarier when they’re in Chinese
Yeah, ok, pussy.
Honestly these Nazis just deserve to be opened up on on sight saying shit like that. If he comes to NYC and it's public knowledge that anyone who sees him has a duty to immediately apprehend him, and he's trying to pussy-ass his way through to be a "strong man" surrounded by 40 secret service... arrest him anyway. Fuck the NYPD if they don't wanna do it. Just start deputizing motherfuckers and hand them a shotgun or rifle and point where the war criminal scumbag(s) is.
I know to people that sounds ridiculous, and yeah it's obviously fantastical, but what the fucking fuck else do you do if your end goal is enforcing the law. In this case the law being genocide and related crimes are obviously illegal. Netanyahu is wanted for a shitload of crimes against humanity. Is that ok to do or not? I think not. Ok, get the shotgun, get his ass... it's simple. The other option is the right wing continues what they're doing. History shows Nazis never stop until a sufficient number of them are no longer breathing. You can't compromise with them or capitulate. They understand this. That's why they say shit like this and will do it if it's feasible. That's why people gotta make it not possible.
Alternatively, one stacked up Italian boy with a plastic gun... don't even need a trial
It's New York, just put a bounty on his ass and someone will get it done.
Whoever takes out Bibi gets a free pizza pie!
Or free taxi rides! Or subway credit!
punch cards where minecrafting your 6th war criminal earns you a free slice
I'd Kickstart that project
Just start deputizing motherfuckers and hand them a shotgun or rifle and point where the war criminal scumbag(s) is.
Chairman Mamdani please found the New York People's Militia.
I will volunteer
Same and I'm sure there are plenty more who are sick of tolerating these nazi freaks and want to fight back for once
Is there a reason you needed to resort to misogynist language to insult a literal fascist genocide perpetrator? He's a monster because he is an awful person, not because of your symbolic linking of pussies and undesirable (failed) masculinity
I would have preferred the other commenter refer to him as CryBibi, which would have avoided the anatomical reference.
I’m hoping that if Mamdani is as based as we hope he is, he manages to submit the nypd to his will.
Becoming NYMD New York Mujahideen Department enforcing Sharia law and forced gender transitions, nevermind the contradictions (as per usual with these stupid leftists)
Ultimately the hogs are hogs. They wanna do violence and they wanna get overpaid for it. If they're told to arrest "some politician" (average cop has no idea who runs Israel, let's be real) they'll do it. The only reason they wouldn't is if the upper brass or their cop unions are pushing down saying do not do it. I'm not gonna pretend to know how to soothe the hogs. That's up to Zohran to figure out I guess. You can always pay them off, but they're already overpaid and don't do shit. And if they do bother doing shit it's never anything good. He's promised to not "defund" them or reduce their numbers, so that has me already not very hopeful, unfortunately. That could also just be him trying to not get "accidentally" shot in the head by some roided up hog
I mean, I kind of understand. NYC is twice as big as Israel, with 10 times the gdp. He can’t do without some sort of military presence. Hogs especially nypd would make terrible soldiers but they can serve a purpose in the new people’s republic of manhattan
The only way to soothe them would be to give them unlimited free donuts and extra paid time off
do it
arrest bibi right in trumps face
A standoff between Mamdani and Trump/Netanyahu would be
Mamdani is going to sneak up behind Netanyahu and press the O button to do a knockdown move and then he'll attach the Fulton recovery system
Then Netanyahu will be assigned to the brig on mother base
Mamdani is getting so much free press lol. I think it would be let-down even for right-wingers if he didn't become mayor at this point.
the only thing that could make me think positively of the NYPD is getting into a shoot out with the SS
Please God, I want to see a post-purge nypd fight the secret service
I’d pay to see the purge first. Gotta get the lore right before the sequel
The twin cowards 
I think the best possible fanfic plot would be the local pigs wasting Netanyahu on the grounds of the UN.
Not for any grand symbolism about peace and global cooperation, but because cop shows suggest the scene would turn comic as everyone, including the janitor and random foreign dignitaries, started arguing who had jurisdiction.
"Hey. I'm just doing my job. - You give me that juris-my-diction crap, you can cram it up your ass."
Somehow I doubt the might of New York's police force (most of which probably support Trump over Mamdani) outweighs the might of the US Federal Government. But BOY would I love to see that play out.
Is this how we enter the cool zone? I guess it coming down to Pissrael makes sense.
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