Depending on how cool you are maybe if you start singing it they'll stop

Whenever they would start singing it, I would sing

Cha-cha-cha-lava, La-la-la-chicken!

back at them until they got annoyed enough that they stopped.

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Go out for a pack of cigarettes, start over.

Make it inhumanely cringe. Start calling everything lava chicken as a replacement for "cool", make lame ass Minecraft dad jokes at every opportunity, yell chicken jockey out the window to summon your spawn in public.

Record it from all angles at all opportunities and play the video at their wedding. Until then, sustain yourself on the antici

Mine has largely gotten over the lava chicken phase, and has moved on to the next incredibly annoying barely sentient compulsion.

Last I checked it was the intro to Ducktales. Have you shown them that? It's so ruinously catchy it may never leave your mind.

Start singing it with them. Do it sincerely. You'll either kill their joy or you two will have a moment.

I have had this exact issue with that frozen music. You are essentially done. Years later i still recall that music.

I don't wanna sound old here, but I finally watched that thing a couple days ago and boy did I feel my age there. Clearly I've lived long enough that a whole movie failed to connect with me on any level. I mean it has Jack Black in it and I adore him. I guess what I'm saying is I have no idea how to fix your kid because they're a different people now.

However , the classic old group defense against young slang is taking it up and enthusiastically using it wrong. So enjoy your hot poultry song.

Unleash the Crazy Frog. Or go nuclear with playing non-stop every single kitsch 70’s romantic songs on repeat—while singing them passionately.

It give’em an hour.

Tell him or her that if it's underground, it's called magma rather than lava.

See if they like "Yellow Submarine" and switch over to the Beatles?

Start singing baby shark song, or what did the fox say. Expand his ~~repetuar~~ repertoire.

Edit: Dino spelling

Steady now, my generation got through the Macarena, you'll get through this. Nice deep breaths... in... out...

RIP

Sink enough money into lava chicken paraphernalia for the child to instantly lose all interest in it.

La la la lava!

Sing it back to them

Have them watch too many cooks.

I mean it's not Baby Shark?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7AGm8JSBEEew61dJIgl_A

Tom Cardy, one of the best musical comedians of our age. He has many songs with extremely catchy lines that are actually funny while also being tolerable to hear many times over. There is a definite need for a language warning if you are not good with swearing, but his Lord of the Rings one is amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgMnCLHQuqc

Interrupt by yelling "CHICKEN JOCKEY" every few bars.

Get back at them by singing Peaches from the Mario Bros movie. You know, Jack Black and all that.

My 4yo loves the whole soundtrack. my wife and I just sing along with him

I just showed him hakuna matata and we're singing that too.

You deafen yourself with a sharp pencil. Only way.