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The original was posted on /r/InternetIsBeautiful by /u/No_Plant_2335 on 2025-06-29 14:15:22+00:00.

There’s a running theory dating back to the Cold War that spikes in foot traffic / delivery activity at pizza restaurants near the Pentagon can sometimes correlate with late-night activity inside the Department of Defense (briefings, operations, or extended shifts) and signal military actions. It’s half-joke, half-OSINT meme but it’s picked up traction recently, with people watching Google Maps restaurant data for “signals.”

So I built a live dashboard that tracks it in real time.

What it does:

• Streams live Google Maps popularity data from 6 pizza spots closest to the Pentagon
• Updates hourly in a mission-ops style dashboard
• Calculates a DEFCON-style “Pizza Readiness Index” based on sudden spikes in relation to current geopolitical context
• Displays a live feed of OSINT tweets from SentDefender
• Includes a timeline of historical pizza-intel moments (Cold War to 2024 alerts)
• Embeds Polymarket prediction markets for geopolitical context
• No signup, no ads, just a fun experiment

It’s not meant to be taken too seriously — more of a playful visualization of open-source data that’s become internet lore.

Would love your thoughts or ideas for features.