Oh man you had me until I read the page name.

Of course I do. What do you think the ball washers on a golf course are for?

Whoever wrote that, they knew exactly what they were doing.

Well you gotta rinse your balls off afterwards. And bouncing your balls a few times outside first might help. Maybe let some other people play with your balls too. Guys, little girls, whoever wants to, really.

Yep i definitely missed the basketball reference.

Really wondering like did they just not dry afterwards?

Ew! People that are these bad at taking care of their balls should be parted from them.

On lemmy I usually read the sub name first but for some reason on reddit I don't

Unless it's covered in shit, why would you wash it?

asdf

Sometimes I'm attracted to men. Sometimes I read this shit. There is no overlap.

Reminds me of an old joke about a golfer who was so dumb he broke his leg when he fell off the ball washer.

My hands after touching the ball... Never again