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Royal Fuckup (midwest.social)
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 23 hours ago

Never heard a European or Brit describe any royalty as classy, other than in sarcastic jabs at their mates (e.g "Who do you think you are, the Queen?" when somebody goes for the second-cheapest instant noodle option, instead of the cheapest).

Largely, at least in Britain, they're pretty widely considered inbred freeloaders, in my experience. Might be very biased, as I'm of a younger generation, but a lot of the older folk I've spoken to feel similarly (if, mostly, less hostile).

Most people are completely apathetic at best, I think.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

I find that most people I talk to had positive opinions of the late queen, but as you said are apathetic towards Charles at best and disturbed by Andrew. Prince William seems to be highly regarded though.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

prince harry as a nazi back in 2005: https://www.illustre.ch/fp/660/440/1140/855/sites/default/files/media/field_image/2023-01/le_prince_harry_en_costume_nazi.jpg

(who probably is not son of Charles but an army major Diana cheated with)

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Did that guy just tattoo his birthday on his chest?

Yup just checked, he was of course born in 1997.

Wow what a way to declare to the world what kind of a narcissistic asshole you are.

Charged with any crime? All the prosecution has to do is make him show that tattoo. No other evidence required.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

He is a narcissistic asshole, but having your birthday tattooed doesn't mean you're guilty of any crime you're accused of.

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I've only ever heard Americans describe European royalty as classy and sophisticated.

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[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

I don't think most Europeans would think their royals are classy at all. Even if we stripped them of their power now they'd just be rich people living in large houses their family could already afford anyway. They're basically government pawns we keep around for tradition and to make deals with vain foreign leaders. China does something similar, but they used pandas. If you're a good little friend of the totalitarians, you get to have a panda in your zoo.

You think the leaders of shit holes are going to be interested in presidents? Nah, they meet presidents every day. If you want to placate them, you take our the big guns. You go "Who's a big boy president? That's right, it's you! You can have a sleepover in a real palace just like in the Disney movies! Everyone thinks you're such an important big boy!" These leaders aren't rational-thinking, they're coming from (sub)cultures where displays of wealth and status mean something, and I bet nothing makes a vain guy happier than to say they made a king entertain them. They feel like they're such big shits pushing around our stage puppets.

You'd think those foreign leaders would feel belittled but sending royalty to shitholes works great, politically. The national news broadcaster has this trick where they're officially "royal Dutch news" (because of weird laws, you don't need to be related to royalty in any way to be granted that title as a company) and yelling "royal Dutch news" instead of "Dutch news" when trying to ask questions actually works. Even in countries with presidents. It's extremely stupid but it's been proven to work.

I don't think the royals are anything special but I also don't think the political circus around electing a president and the endless drama that follows will be any cheaper (or better, for that matter). With the way things are going in this country, I'll take King Wimlex over President Wilders, thank you very much.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Also Trump was super delighted that he could sleep in a Dutch palace. The charm offensive by the Dutch royalties worked on him since he wasn’t as belligerent at the NATO summit as he normally is, so the adults in the room could do the talking.

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[-] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago

Americans: Our system is the best because we don't have royalty, we have a President instead!

American President: Plating his palace with gold and being completely above the law.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Also American President: My son will inherit my presidential seat.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

The American king is far more absolute than any European king.

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[-] [email protected] 43 points 2 days ago

I've literally never heard any human being praise or admire royalty, aside from Diana.

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[-] [email protected] 70 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

honorable mention: princess märtha louise of norway is a clairvoyant married to an american conspiracy theorist and serial rapist.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 days ago

Well, his Wikipedia article is horrifying

He asserts that casual sex attracts subterranean spirits that make an impression on the inside of women's vaginas and offers exercises to "clean out" said vaginas; he writes that children get cancer because they want it;

I hope her first husband kept their daughters away from him

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah sadly she counts as a royal, but the civilian in the picture is her sister in laws son pre marriage into the royal family. So technically not a royal, but might as well be.

Most people in Norway like the king and the queen, and the crown Prince and the crown princess, and their children (together), they used to like this guy too before he got caught doing all this illegal shit

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