I don't believe that's really you, where's your dirt? WHERE'S YOUR DIRT?!
Ummm keep up with the program, I traded it for dort
Have you ever covered yourself in dort?
Shits good
can't believe you got into performance enhancing substances without sharing. disgusting.
Well I still had some I was going to share. But you called me disgusting so I guess I'll just keep it.
oh no, no drugs for me:(
Sorry, the gift shop is out of Dort license plates.
Your beach party has been photobombed.
At first I thought this was real human you, and you were self doxxing.
"I made a new account for opsec reasons."
immediately doxxes themselves photobombing some poor family on vacation
Don't pretend to understand my superior intellect
Fucking gottem 
Post cute things, don't self-doxx (even when you're the cutest thing yourself 
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