Donald Trump ripped into Iran and Israel for violating a ceasefire deal within hours of his triumphant announcement.

“You basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f--- they’re doing! Do you understand that?” he told reporters Tuesday morning on his way to the NATO summit in The Hague.

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[–] 269 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Who would have thought that bringing peace to the Middle East would be so difficult?!

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  • [–] 120 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    His obsession with the Nobel peace price is really what's driving all this. He's been willing to do deals nobody else would make just to get that recognition, and it's ironically inflaming more conflict.

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    [–] 162 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    WE understand that. Someone deluded themselves into thinking that a couple bombs would magically produce peace. This is not a Harry Potter movie, so Explosio Nocturna did not work.

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  • [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    We have the biggest bombs, the best bombs. Everybody says we have the most powerful, beautiful, you know they can't make them in other countries these other places they don't even have water. Can you believe that? Imagine that no water but bombs, they make bombs. So we send our biggest and best, the most powerful military in the world, and they say oh no Mr President oh Mr Trump won't you please please not send the bombs but that's what it is folks. No water. And they're begging me, every day they're sending someone to beg at my feet for a ceasefire and I say ok! No more shooting. And that's how it works folks.

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    [–] 89 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    “You basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the f— they’re doing! Do you understand that?” he told reporters Tuesday morning on his way to the NATO summit in The Hague.

    Everybody has understood that for decades.

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  • [–] 81 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    The odds of us experiencing a loser of this caliber again in our lifetimes is pretty slim.

    Interestingly enough, the odds of me ever having a shred of respect for this country again in our lifetimes is also pretty slim.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    The entire admin and half the country are losers of this caliber, you're drowning in them. Nice thought though.

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    [–] 76 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    Peoples fucking dying

    Cannot print fuck

    He said fuck for fuck's sake

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    It's a word. I'm getting broken down by the amount of censorship on the internet, particularly Youtube. Their guidelines only state to withhold any uncensored cursing or content deemed only suitable for mature audiences for the first fifteen seconds, to avoid being tagged as mature and the video viewcount and profit largely reduced. A very small price to pay for freedom of human expression and life. But channels take this much further than the relatively mild corporation's rules, such as:

    • Censoring or obscuring all expletives deemed by Christianity to be foul
    • Censoring or obscuring all words describing a sensitive subject (e.g. rape, sex, sexual, abuse, murder, suicide, kill)
    • Censoring any moment in which a being is subject to any form of impact, whether accidental, assault or police abuse

    These actively block and suppress conversing about real issues, leading to more harm, more assault, and more silent victims. Every time the word suicide is censored signifies to me that another person has committed suicide because they weren't heard. This has been proven to be correlation.

    Censorship of human life, experience and expression not only insults my personal ideals of life and freedom, but actually causes more harm, and I cannot forgive that.

    What makes swear words so offensive? It’s not their meaning or even their sound. Is language itself a red herring here?

    Being Silenced: The Impact of Negative Social Reactions on the Disclosure of Rape

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    [–] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    ICE will just round up some more brown people to make him feel better.

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  • [–] 55 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Not that I don't like to see him miserable but if saying fuck counts as a meltdown, I meltdown every time I speak. Honestly, its not even a signifier of stress, its more likely to signal your being genuine

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    [–] 38 points 1 year ago

    Whoever produced The Apprentice should commit seppuku in atonement for helping Trump build his platform.

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    At some point even he has to realize that he's a joke right?

    Like even his syphillitic brain can't not see what's right in front of him forever, can it?

    To other world leader's he's a joke. Someone who they can stroke his ego to get whatever they want, and then ignore him entirely and do whatever they feel like anyway.

    "Israel..don't drop those bombs" Israel had no intention of listening to him. Russia had no intention of listening to him. They make his sense of self importance skyrocket and so they say whatever they need to say to get him to do whatever THEY want him to do, and then don't listen to him the rest of the time.

    Is he really this fucking stupid?

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    [–] 32 points 1 year ago

    I feel kinda bad for laughing, but this is just peak comedy lol.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 year ago

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago

    One of the more honest things he's ever said.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    The office is a documentary of the White House…

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    [–] 15 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Almost like announcing something on "truth" social doesn't automatically make it the truth. They probably didn't even know anything about a cease fire until his post.

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    [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    I wanna take a moment to appreciate the headline which takes special care to note his advanced age directly. Big "old man yells at cloud" energy.

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    [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    Someone should probably explain to this moron that a tweet saying, "We'll stop bombing them if they stop bombing us" doesn't count as a "ceasefire deal".

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    It's a Good Thing he WASNT wearing a Tan Suit while dropping F bombs! THAT would have been Disrespectful!

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Didn't they settle everything in the middle east under his first term? The Saudis sent Trump's inept, unqualified, security risk son in law nepotism hire Jared Kushner billions to manage afterward to get rich from to celebrate the long lasting peace they negotiated /s

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Fucking idiot

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