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“We’re with you, Mister the Kid!”
Be excellent to each other!
“This town needs an enema”
"Let's go eat, huh?"
Or for one that has more or less pierced the cultural zeitgeist:
"Oh hi Mark"
You wouldn't toss a dwarf
Everybody got that? ...Good.
"What about you guys?"
"WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!"
“How many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?”
I knew it I'm surrounded by assholes!
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The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force in our lives. We work to better ourselves and the rest of Humanity.
Sounds Swedish.
That's the one I remember lol
edit: that and, "I'm not detecting any leaks"
"This is no time to talk about time, we don't have the time!"
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My nipples look like milk duds.
Your clothes are red!
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"Excuse me while I whip this out."
Yes, have some.
I looked at the trap Ray.
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...My ass. Nyahaa! Nyahaa!
She doesn't even go here
"...sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish."
"Well, let me finish, Dmitri. Let me finish, Dmitri. Well, listen, how do you think I feel about it? Can you imagine how I feel about it, Dmitri? Why do you think I'm calling you? Just to say hello?"
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I thought it was "So long and thanks for all the fish"?
Zoltan!
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I am steve
"STEVE!"
"Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead."
A gun rack? A gun rack. I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do...with a gun rack?
"No stairway. Denied."
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