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[-] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago
  • "I'm too old for this shit."
  • "EVERYOOOOONE!!!"
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"he can't see without his glasses"

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

“Ass to ass”

[-] cyphear 16 points 2 days ago

"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."

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Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.

I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Samir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”

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Empire Strikes Back. When they’re giving the plans to the crews for evacuating Hoth.

I have a fondness for memorable one liners in movies where it’s the characters only line.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"This isn't where I parked my car"

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"Mi scusi!"

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."

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"Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And I won't feeeeeeeel

a thing

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Nation. Sin.

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One... glances to the side hundred... more furtive glances billion... number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!

I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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"Inconceivable!"

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‘I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.

[-] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago

“Allo, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die”

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Inconceivable!

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lithium is no longer available on credit

[-] [email protected] 61 points 3 days ago

PC load letter! What the fuck does that mean!?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Hasta la vista, baby

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Cast it into the fire!!

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

You said wet shirt don't break, not piss shirt bend bar.

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SYMbolism what is the SYMbolism?!

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