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‘I am no messenger… but I will give you a message: the message of death!’
It’s not your job to be as confused as Nigel!
I love listening to your little pissant soldiers trying to talk tough. They make me laugh. If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too.
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I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubble gum.
Goddammit, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! FIGHT!
I am the worst case scenario of Thomas Jefferson's dream.
“Two fighters against a star destroyer?”
Which one is that?
“Ass to ass”
"This isn't where I parked my car"
"Mi scusi!"
Samir Naga.... Nagi.... Naganaworkhereanymore anyway and Mike Bolton, no one's going to miss him.
Groovy
"I'm stuck in this dryer step brother. Help me."
lithium is no longer available on credit
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
"I'm like a leaf in the wind. Watch how I soar."
*I am a leaf on the wind; watch how I soar.
I say that waaaaaay too much when shit gets stressful
Still hurts.
Yeah man, that scene broke me. No lump in my throat, no simple sniffles, my big ass was full on sobbing.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life? The endless conversation.
It was a Tuesday.
the hammer is my penis
"Bad horse! Bad horse! He rides across the country - the thoroughbred of crime!"
And I won't feeeeeeeel
a thing
Nation. Sin.
The stars! They are not in position!
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!'
(This is a trick question that has two right answers)
UHF, obviously https://youtu.be/gx6TBrfCW54
Spatula City!
Hello there.
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One million dollars!
One... glances to the side hundred... more furtive glances billion... number two giving thumbs up and nodding dollars!
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