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[-] Pistcow@lemm.ee 46 points 2 years ago

Kif, show them the medal I won.

[-] Malgas@beehaw.org 18 points 2 years ago

Janeway: I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Tuvok?

Tuvok: *sigh* Sexlexia…

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 32 points 2 years ago

Honestly they all rock it. If anything Janeway is the one most out of place.

[-] aaaa@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

She's mostly out of place because she's the only one rocking those badass boots. You can't see the fellas' feet, probably because they're wearing space Crocs or something

[-] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Agreed, the Janeway wears the pants around here.

[-] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hers is hiked up a lot higher.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It just makes sense. That has to be 20-25% less material to replicate per uniform. There's coffee in those pants.

[-] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago

By that logic they should recycle all clothing and install a nudist workplace policy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) im sure the lack of insulation will compensate by everyone running 5 degrees hotter

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Paris, Kim, Tuvok, Chakotay, The Doctor.... Honestly I'm okay with the nudist policy. Please install.

[-] Jaccident@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Neelix in a skant… do not want.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

You know, my people used have a saying...

[-] pgx@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

You need your full range of motion in the Delta quadrant.

[-] ericisshort@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Life is breezy in the Dressa Quandrent

[-] dmonzel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Does this mean you also enjoyed ~~Orange River's~~ Junkball Media's skant video?

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I have no idea what you're talking about so I am gonna go with no.... But I will look it up

[-] dmonzel@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I have failed. It wasn't Orange River, it was Junkball Media. https://youtu.be/Jy1SA3-4lfU?si=51yP_C8pl3vZsmZ2

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Well, this is added to my watch later list. I love Junkball media but I don't remember this video.

[-] dejected_warp_core@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Every time I see the skant, two things come to mind:

  • Lotta leg-shaving going on. That or leggings. I'm not opposed to either as an aesthetic choice, but it kind adds a layer to the impracticality.
  • I think the absence of a belt is what keeps these from reading like a kilt or tunic. Either of which would be a fantastic nod to traditional affectation for earthling personnel (as other races do). Instead, the skant sits in this men's apparel uncanny-valley of sorts, where it's neither a dress, dress uniform, gown, or nightshirt.
[-] The_EMH@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Due to ~~my own fantasy subroutines~~ exposure to an alien disease of an, ahem, intimate nature, I prescribe short skirts or dresses at all times, for all crew members.

[-] limelight79@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Saves fabric and therefore energy!

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