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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It didn't, until i stapled it in the middle. Twin streams for the win!!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Wooohoo!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

my peehole is split across like 5 different streaming services. I can either own a car or pee legally. This is why I pirate my peehole.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It can, but only after sex.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I'm still a virgin. I'm 48 btw

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Based & Blessed

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Thanky 🙌

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

The main reason I'm still a virgin is because fucking coconuts legally doesn't count

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ya but that’s why I only drain one ball at a time.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Smart

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