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https://www.oglaf.com/sircoffee/

Alt textpotion of awake

Title textyour barista just levelled up to 35

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[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

This hits home in a dark way as a sysadmin...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Was thinking about sysadmins too. Y'all keep the world turning

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

Websites that are glorified shopping carts with maybe three dynamic pages are maintained by teams of people around the clock, because the truth is everything is breaking all the time, everywhere, for everyone. Right now someone who works for Facebook is getting tens of thousands of error messages and frantically trying to find the problem before the whole charade collapses. There’s a team at a Google office that hasn’t slept in three days. Somewhere there’s a database programmer surrounded by empty Mountain Dew bottles whose husband thinks she’s dead. And if these people stop, the world burns. Most people don’t even know what sysadmins do, but trust me, if they all took a lunch break at the same time they wouldn’t make it to the deli before you ran out of bullets protecting your canned goods from roving bands of mutants.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

His Moka Pot crest must mean he's Italian.

this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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