What are your favorite insane laptops?

Mine is the Dell Rugged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F56ION4_n0

Bump and fall proof, liquid proof, sand proof (and cat hairs proof I assume), extreme heat/cold proof, can be used as a blunt weapon in an emergency. Ridiculously overkill for anyone that's not a geologist working in Antarctica or an archaeologist in the Gobi desert, and ridiculously overkill is fun

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[–] 77 points 1 year ago (9 children)
  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Impractical. Why would anyone ever need so many screens on the go?

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    [–] 35 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    GPD Win Max 2. I love this little thing so much. ~8-10 hours of battery life, up to 64GB RAM, 16-core Ryzen on the newest model, 2K display. It's only 10 inches and it can run Cyberpunk with raytracing. It also has two slots for SSD's and an optional LTE module.

    The sticks are hall effect sensors, so there's no drift (looking at you, Nintendo). The keyboard is backlit and feels way too satisfying for something this small. (I actually like typing on it)

    On the backside of the device, you can slide out two metal covers and place them on top of the thumbsticks, hiding them and making the device look more professional.

    I once took this to a customer doing a training session and dropped the line "This thing is more powerful than all the computers in this room" and it was probably true.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    How hot does it get under load of stuff like Cyberpunk or similar programs? I am always jazzed to see high-end laptops, but I am aware of heat being a given. We get a lot of normies (or gamers that dip their toes into PC gaming) that have more money than sense just demanding the most powerful laptop. And they bring them in for us to check-out due to how hot they get. Some of it comes down to them not knowing how to stop all the programs from starting up with it and causing it to heat up from the jump even before launching a game or whatever. lol

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child)

    It's around ~48Β°C under my regular coding workload (Chrome, Firefox, Slack and phpStorm opened with a video playing). It's basically unhearable under these conditions, with the fan running on the lowest speed.

    The max temperature it gets to is ~83Β°C, which it will reach fairly quick when playing demanding games like Cyberpunk and the device gets a little warm, but not annoyingly hot then. Yes, it's a little thicc boii, but that works for its benefit because the thickness comes from the big heatpipe, fan and cooler.

    Disclaimer: I put a PTM7950 pad onto the CPU and it greatly benefits from it. Temps with regular paste are worse - I definitely reached temps in the 90s before (but it was not throttling).

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Dragonfly FuturefΓΆn

    the design is insane, the people behind it are insane, the story is double-insane.

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    [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    yea and then you install windows on it

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Fujitsu Lifebook P-2046. It was semi-rugged with a magnesium alloy chassis but, the real awesome bit was the Transmeta Crusoe processor. It was super power efficient (~15hr between charges with the extended battery) and performed decently. The thing was really ahead of its time.

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That seems much too pragmatic for this thread 😁

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Possibly but the CPU was pretty crazy. It used "code morphing" to translate x86 instructions to its internal ISA, something that just seems a bit ridiculous to do at the hardware level.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's way more common than you may realize. Intel & AMD (and other x86 CPU manufacturers of the time) did it before the first Crusoe CPU launched. (2000 according to Wikipedia)

    CISC architectures are now seen as inefficient, so all the new ones are RISC and new CISC CPUs just translate the instructions to their intenal RISCier microarchitecture. The CPU's microcode specifies what an instruction translates to.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    I don't think the Mediaworkstations a-X2P ever came out of "limited production", but with an EPYC processor, desktop GPU and 6 screens it still meets the mark IMO.

    [Edit]: Sorry, a pair of EPYC processors. And it's a shipping product.

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (2 children)

    ThinkPad W701DS. Depending on configuration it has an intergrated Wacom digitiser w/ pen, a built-in Pantone colorimeter, two RAIDed hard drives and of course the glorious second screen that pops out.

    The advertising was interesting...

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    [–] 16 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Mine.

    Quad screen portable setup, baybeh! Razer's Valerie aint got nuttin' on me!

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    Those things aren't as rugged as they imply. Go for a brief jaunt and skip a little while swinging it by the handle. It'll turn into a laptop shaped projectile and leave a dent in both the ground and your wallet.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago

    I actually used OPs Dell as a paramedic. It wasn't bad but I still prefer toughbooks

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I got a couple I really like, though for vastly different reasons:

    • The MNT Reform series takes the crown for their commitment towards open source software AND open source hardware.
    • The ASUS Zenbook DUO is an early entry in the direction of what I perceive as peak design. This technology will only improve from here and I hope other vendors will take cues from this one.
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    I am on my third Rugged. Two lemons, third one is fine. Beware, these have hardware issues and get the extended warranty.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    The laptop with a full sized mechanical keyboard on it. Oh and dual 330w power bricks.

    https://www.pcworld.com/article/407225/acer-predator-21-x-review.html

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Who's going to start the YouTube channel for it called "Kennit?" where you see just what you can use it to do? First episode should be as an oar.

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    [–] 6 points 1 year ago

    Huawei Matebook Fold genuinely had me like wow.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Getac made some pretty cool ones.

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Panasonic Toughbook CF-XZ6

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    [–] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    your Rugged reminded me of GRiD and it looks like they are still in business!

    https://www.griduk.com/products/rugged-laptops/gridcase-1590/

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    MSI titan line of monsters "technically a laptop, but is closer to a overkill desktop gaming monster". They all weighs like 6 kilos

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Know someone who stole a military navigational laptop worth about 20,000 , it was pretty cool . But not so cool to try to sell it at the bar and be one of a handful of people with access to it. Unused so no interesting stuff on it either.

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