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[–] 207 points 1 year ago (34 children)

i was once with my kids at the park.

a mom my kids were playing with started talking to me.

she began complaining about tentacle hentai...

had to act like I never heard of that.

not sure if that counts as a normal conversation.

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  • [–] 150 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    The fact that a stranger/acquaintance thought that was an appropriate conversation in a park with kids around says a lot more about her than it does about you. I'd feel more comfortable around someone who secretly likes it than someone who openly talks about hating it.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 year ago (10 children)

    I'd say she got undiagnosed autism or something. but then again, I have diagnosed autism and know not to talk about tentacle hentai to strangers

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (8 children)

    not sure about you. but i can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get bored

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I'm not sure about you, either, because I can go from 1,2,3 all the way until I get boned.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    To be fair, neither do human penises.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    time to separate animals by animals with real boners and animals with fake boners

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  • [–] 54 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    What's there to complain about? Did she some how run out of tentacle hentai?

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  • [–] 38 points 1 year ago (9 children)

    how would you feel to learn about tentacle porn, and also that there are no fuckeable tentacle monsters in real life?

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  • [–] 31 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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    The lack of (consensual) tentacle-fucking creatures IRL is infuriating.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Are you sure she wasn't "subtly" trying to bring it up to you to test the waters to see if you might want to get freaky?

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