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[–] 114 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean if I’m shitface, I’m not going to be able to read that stamp 🥃

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  • [+] 71 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)
  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I dated a girl with a very Italian last name for a number of years. She said that ‘back in the day’ certain parts of her family were connected in our city. Laughed it off, because that was history. Her dad was never involved, and her grandpa was only a little involved, I guess, and.. whatever. It just wasn’t a thing in their lives and hadn’t really been a thing in our city since like the 70’s.

    We took a trip to NYC, and after eating at this lovely hole-in-the-wall Italian restaurant, she paid. After seeing the name on the CC, the whole vibe sort of changed. Staff got shy. A manager came over to offer us a big discount on our food, and free dessert.
    My GF understood it, I guess, and told him that we were from out of town and didn’t have any family in town. After a very brief pause, the manager said something like “Oooh. It must have been another table that complained about their food…” They still gave us free dessert for the mix-up (we were already going to order dessert - it’s not like we were pretending to be mini-mafiosos out there).

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  • [+] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)
  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

    Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate's door while they sleep

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  • [–] 17 points 1 year ago

    So it's not just, no more alcohol, but "fuck off, out, now" That's not cut off, that's expelled.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    I've had a server's permit for years, used to be a bouncer. In the cert class, they train you on several different ways to cut people off. They have short videos, awful acting, but very real situations that illustrate how it is done, including this method.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    At the place where I'm a regular they have a thing where you can get your own water. If the bartender gives me a water I know I'm done.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago

    if only they can read

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  • [–] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I've seen this reposted everywhere for like a year. It's annoying to me that it doesn't say if you're expected to close your tab or not.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I should print some of those and use them as a patron to get people I don't like to leave.

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    These are also great for when you're up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    They're gonna read that aloud

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