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I should start an OnlyGalaxy account
humans are animals
The Aliens might also be animals, you know?
They could also be fungi, or bacteria. Or just straight up zucchini
All the more reason for them to judge out kinks
in the wild
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they are listening
Joke's on them, I'm vanilla AF.
Not just cameras... Probes👽😮
Yes they do ... it's called Pornhub
Turns out that aliens had it easy from the very start ... whenever they needed info or intel on human beings, human lives, even human samples ... all they had to do was to entice them with sex or kinks or some sort of weird fetish or something
All the aliens had to do was do a couple of anal probs, and that would automatically give them access to several hundred or thousands of humans that automatically became interested in this specific fetish and would just come looking for the aliens without even having to be asked or coerced.
Or, they can abduct people and anyone who says they were abducted will be called crazy? 🤔
Of course they do! Where do you think birds come from? Or do you really think they are real?
Birds are just Jabberjays
That's my fetish...
Try sun is the flash the universe is a camera
We are inside a black hole being observed.
I suspect they'll just stop bothering with the surveillance and go straight for reality tv and internet porn, much more telling of us as a whole
Sofons be like.
Animals know.
Those aliens will be vexed for sure!
Some alien civilizations use light bulbs to film and listen to Humans. Those new LEDs are considered high definition. Just sayin'.
Here I was thinking they don't need to plant devices, they can just use advanced ways of watching our cameras/satellite imagery.
the lizard people be like
And the probes are actually just cameras they put up our rectum.
Yeah, they are gonna notice the violence & greed too in terms that it impedes progress of the species & degrades the environment we depend on.
But butt-stuff too, yes, it's very popular on the galactic local sector news.
this post was submitted on 16 Jun 2025
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