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Playing Horizon Forbidden West but the camera gets close enough to Aloy's face to show a skin imperfection and my dove just falls dead off its perch
complains that the world is full of sins
complains he can't goon to video games
Named Doves of Magnolia
Only has one dove
Now they've got zero
he’s the only one making sense
Point at the Bible verse that says "thou shalt not goon"
The true sin is depriving the grooners of their slop
This is the funniest thing I've ever read.
here's a free life hack for all gooners out there.
Go on a search provider of your choice -> Set the safe search to "off" -> type in: rule 34 -> choose a site -> unlimited porn of all your favourite vdiya gayme characters.
I think the issue here is that it needs to be official. The company needs to look me in the eyes and tell me "you should go crank your hog to this character"
every other game on Steam is a porn game!!! G%mers love to complain how "women are so picky" but the developer needs to fucking seduce and cajole them with a game that's totally not porn, still has a veneer of normalcy yet is completely 1000% a porn game.
It's more about what sexualised female characters with massive jiggling tits signal: that the horny male gamer is still the target audience
it's not enough that half of the slop that's on steam new arrivals is porn. All the rest of it has to be too!
G#mers need to be lowered into a vat of acid feet first.
They don't want niche porn games, they want big mainstream games that reflect their values and worldview. They want a return to a time when most games were made by extremely horny dudes for an audience of extremely horny dudes. They want female characters that are waifus and weird perverted easter eggs that reward them for peeking under skirts or whatever and they want to be assured that liking those things is Cool and Normal
Also, aren’t they fucking religious zealots? I thought they thought that anyone expressing any sexuality whatsoever was eeeeeeevil!
there are no games with beautiful women now, except remakes
picture of a game where your characters are four beautiful men
😔
This has to be a bit, right?
This is undoubtedly a bit.
basing your politics on how many spike proteins each candidate promises to produce/not produce within the bodies of the populace
I'm horny and I cannot coom
Stellar Blade just came out on PC. Gooner, control thyself.
I assume the protein thing is about vaccines because I know this treatler isn't grumbling out these tweets between deadlift sets.
You know what else makes you make spike proteins? Actually getting COVID. it's so funny to me because if it were the case, you could do an ELISA test to see the concentration of spike protein in the blood. It's so readily testable with day 1 medical tests to see whether some antigen exists in the blood. The idea that you'd inadvertently mistake mRNA for a fully functional retrovirus that integrates just the spike protein but not itself is laughable.
If they were serious, they would have done that study and it would have been replicated by now. We'd have heard about it from these foghorns. And by the way, it was probably a consideration during clinical trials. There was an interesting study about a repurposed herpes virus that had fidelity only targeting and destroying brain tumors - it had a lot of friction because you couldn't describe the dose appropriately because it replicated and therefore grew in dose size.
That's actually super interesting and I'm very glad you shared that.
That dove died of cringe, your cringe to be exact
"except remakes" aren't all games and movies remakes now, though? Get your complaints together, dude
You mean to tell me his complaint about anime not being horny now because we hate Hitler isn't valid?
God these smug little shitstains are delusional.
Petition to throw all these “le epic trolls” in solitary confinement. Exist to sign.
This guy is a women's underwear advertisement POSER
https://fashionista.com/2023/09/victorias-secret-my-wings-my-way-campaign
an odd choice to use wings with straps when you sell clothes that don't really conceal them
would look better if they were like, glued on or something
Noticing a throughline here between the winged woman and the winged pigeon. . .
no victoria's secret models? guess it's back to the sears catalog
Gamers™ should be shot
Cool, well many species are going extinct and countless innocent lives are getting slaughtered every day thanks to right wing opinions.
Just a thought.
I have not smut, yet I must goon
I really wonder as to whether any of those perceived ailments were ever concurrent with the dove being alive
What do you think his opinion of FF15 is?
Did Nikola Tesla post this?
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