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[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

last week i felt a spider crawling on my head inside my motorcycle helmet, since i was already on the road just told myself i was imagining things, i wished that was the case

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Oh damn… this is why I always search hats/helmets like a hawk. 😳

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Bruh… that’s awful

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What happened after?! 😰

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

Mosquitos during the summer.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

In the summertime I kill everything that could be a mosquito, ask questions later. 🥴

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

If you ever had a bedbugs infection, you are traumatized for life. Any movement immediately triggers you and you can't relax until you looked everywhere and found no bedbugs.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

So far I’ve been lucky, but I try my damndest to never think or imagine it. 😣

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

body hair is so stupid. Having skin that feels like slik is sooooo overwhelmingly satisfying. (still cis though)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I think it’s original purpose was to keep us warm, but with the advent of clothing it became more of a irritant.

Now, I would give anything for it to fall out lol, I feel like Zangief.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

It is actually useful for detecting bugs crawling on your skin. Having them bump into hairs is way more effective than just giving them a free, smooth pass. Sure, we get lots of false positives, but in an evolutionary context where bug bites, venom, and diseases are significantly more dangerous, 100 false positives are worth avoiding the 1 false negative.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Fair point, though it still leaves me extra hot in the summer time. 🥵

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

yeah that was its original purpose. But god damn am I hairy, like a bear...

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

I have hair everywhere except my head. Man genetics can be cruel.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

This is the curse of being a man. You get older and all the hair that used to be on your head shifts into your ears.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

😂😭 I wish it was my ears!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

yeah... it really sucks. I wish I had long flowy hair. I used to have curls, now as I grew older I no longer have hair :/

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Amen, I shaved it for a while but eventually it became to much work. Now my nephews call me gorilla.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Helps detect mosquitos too though, they never have a chance to bite me before getting crushed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I shaved my beard during the first lockdown to see how it looks (awful) and feeling the air on my hairless face was downright disturbing. Never again.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Did you trim it down to just a mustache first, like I did? Did you also look like a sex offender with just a mustache like I did?

Also never again.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Yeah it can be quite disturbing / awful to see oneself with a babyface. Some can wear it others dont, same with different beard styles.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

What about skin that feels like an eggshell? Still cis?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I got the exact same problem but with ticks

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