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[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Depends on if its literal. Either I'm happy and honored by your decision but then have to give it back as I'm currently not ready for the responsibility or I will scream in existential horror at the realisation that organ teleportation is real and then join a cult or something.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Phew. Then I can remain an atheist.

Edit: hey, just a quick question since real feedback is rare and sometimes gets lost in the sauce but it's still important to me. Did my answer make you uncomfortable or go too far?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

No, you good !

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Sell it on ebay for $10 + shipping but then accept a best offer of $7.50 and make up the difference by mailing it in the shittiest box I can find.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Only 10 bucks?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Eat it, with a slice of liver, obviously.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago
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