Asklemmy

Bam! You've been weir-ed.

I'm a man and wear a skirt, that's not the deal. But when nobody is around, I start spinning. It's such a great feeling!

Go for walks in the middle of the night. Like in a residential neighborhood, or an industrial district. It’s just so peaceful.

I like getting "worked on", I guess you could say? Like... I like going to the dentist, for example. Anything that kinda hurts but is for my own good, and involves just staying still on a chair/table while somebody else takes care of it.

Updating software. Windows, iOS, Android, Windows Phone (sniff!) among others.

I talk to my dog while walking. “Do you want to go this way or that? Don’t go in there, that’s not our garden. Hey look, doggies! Shall we go and say hello? It’s ok, don’t be frightened, it’s a cement mixer, it won’t hurt you. Oh, are we going home now?”

I like wearing my wetsuit when I'm alone, sometimes I even sleep in it. I like the look and feel of neoprene.

I microwave my ice cream. Not until it's completely melted, but till there is just the right mix of melty and firm. Even better is eating microwaved ice cream in the middle of winter while cuddled under and electric blanket. Pure bliss!

Well I've spent the last three days thoroughly entranced by the World Jigsaw Puzzle Championship, which it turns out is a thing. So idk, maybe that?

I eat strawberries whole. The green part and all

I'll go first...

perfect, smoooth fart... And the lightness that follows after... Very Soothing

Walking around naked

Look nerdy videos of people doing nerdy stuff, that I will never do myself.

Also, doing system updates

Sometimes when I get pissed off at life I go do a little sky screamimg. Basically I go out in my lawn and yell FUCK or RAAAGGGUUHHH at the sky until I feel better. Benefits of living in the country, nieghbors haven't said shit.

listening, and singing along, to Ke$ha.

Not sure if "secret" applies, but you know I'm dancing when that perfect song comes on at Walmart or the grocery store or wherever.

Did you know that the peel of the banana is edible?

I like listening to multiple songs at the same time. Like, playing a video game, while listening to music, but not also muting the game's music, so I hear both at once.

I like Psychedelics. They are simply exactly the thing that triggers an ADHD brain that likes Cinema, Theatre, Action, Climbing on cranes, breaking in to abandoned buildings, riding the bike with 50km/h etc.

I dont like drugs normal people like. That numb you. Standard tobacco (hate it) and alcohol (dont really get it/ think its pretty unhealthy to get used to it). Then the "drug taking people" go on with Ecstasy, coke, speed etc. I also dont like these.

I want something interesting, mushrooms, LSD, DMT, Salvia Divinorum... the drugs people are scared of, as they produce intense experiences. They are not made to escape something, you need to be really stable to enjoy them.

Doing little dance steps while walking around the office.

I like frozen peas

Usually, not too weird.

But I guess what qualifies as 'weird' is that I enjoy consuming snus / oral tobacco when masturbating. And exclusively when masturbating.

I secretly enjoy the combination of water-melon and table salt.... (TBH oranges, nanas, cados, any fruit that crosses my hands with table salt)

Ate this in public once, people thought i was nuts