Meanwhile I as a German look at the French with envy everytime they burn down their capital the moment their goverment does something that slightly inconveniences them.
As an American, same.
We should all be so based.
I had a discussion with my friend regarding socialism and the argument they had against socialism is everyone don't need to work hard and I was like, isn't that good tho?
We still need labor to have a functional society, so you need some level of guardrails to ensure enough capable people are working. Socialism doesn't have a great answer for how to do that.
(just gonna shoehorn this anvil into this elevator here...)
For cutting off the heads of the elites, and crepes.
How do you cut the head of a crepe off?
Very carefully.
By dropping a big heavy knife
PS: poor gp. They even put an oxford comma
tbf, both equally fantastic accomplishments, vive la France! ๐
I'm a crepe
I'm a weiiiiirdoooooo
And subsequently cutting off the heads of almost everyone else.
And for wildly over-pronouncing crescent.
Americans when a country surrenders to a heavily armed death machine: lol, surrender monkeys!
Americans when a country surrenders to a diaper wearing fascist old man: USA! USA! USA!
Remembered for this by the Americans.
I sometimes think they get so fixated on this as some kind of psychogical distraction to avoid remembering their own country spent most of that war sitting on the sidelines making a profit.
Wut? The US was still in the middle of economic disaster when WW2 began. What reason did the US have to enter Europe until Germany's allies attacked us?
America was on the sidelines converting most of a continent from a depression era economy to a war time economy and tooling up every manufacturer that made metal into making weapons. FFS, Singer (yes, the sewing machine company) made 1911 .45s.
Then we started sending war materiel to the allies measured in millions of tons.
Then we launched an invasion force of fucking biblical proportions just to get a toehold in France. All while fighting in Italy and Northern Africa, AND while fighting the Empire of Japan across the world's largest ocean (with our best base and most of the best (7th) fleet wrecked).
Sorry it took a couple of years.
Had us in the first half
Fucking Belgium, on the other hand...
What other hand?
Oof. May Leopold rot in hell.
They're lucky all their notable dishes are borderline unpronounceable to non English speakers.
Fries and waffles?
Buuuut, your bread and pastries will have way more cachet than German bread and Austrian pastries do. And your cuisine and wine will have somewhat more cachet than those of Spain or (debatably) Italy.
The pettiest French foodie: worth it.
Hey, โ on the plus side โ no one bothers to look very hard at why you're still taxing your former colonies for you having colonized them?
Meanwhile the UK keep their aura of Europe's saviors, nonwhistanding the fact British troops evacuated swiftly from Dunkirk in may-june 1940, leaving the French alone against the Wehrmacht...
Didn't we (UK) also bomb the French fleet albeit to avoid the Germans from repurposing them?
My take is shit happens in war, the US did what they could when they could. But the same dignity needs to be given to the French.
We were allied then, we sure as hell need to be allied now
Hell yeah, more than ever comrade!
Its* knees
Yeah, the French are pussies for ~~not joining our dumb war in Iraq~~ surrendering early in WWII
The propagandening!
At least they've got Clair Obscur
And for getting their asses kicked several times by Nelson.
To be fair, at that time fighting the royal navy was like the toughest kid on the playground picking a fight with a hyena.
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