Also, bought 2 of them, because the brain needed to fart out loud.

Not only are the fans much slower than what the sticker says (2000RPM), they also make more heat in the motor than they will ever dissipate. And of course, they just couldn't sell one without RGB.

Looked closely and even the axle is not centred.

On the other hand

Can someone help me do something fun with this that would make me feel less shitty about myself?