Listen!

Lo, a humble ludicrous longtime, cast longingly as both loss and lowlife by the lability of Lady Luck. This lineament, no mere layer of loftiness, is a leftover of the liberals, now lifeless, lost. However, this lionhearted launch of a by-gone liability stands livened, and has labored to lance these lying and loveless lice leading lasciviousness and legalizing the lethally libertine and leech-like lawbreaking of laissez-faire!

[Lacerates “L” into wall]

The only logic is lex talionis, a loathing, held as a libation, not lackluster, for the luminosity and legitimacy of such shall one day liberate the loyal and the lily-white.

[Laughs]

Lastly, this l’oille of logorrhea leans most loquacious, so let me simply add that it is my very good honour to meet you, and you may call me L.

-stolen from Reddit https://old.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/yj9j3/lets_make_a_collection_of_26_versions_the_v/

"Listen, leftists. Let me lead you in lamenting the loss of our liberties. Look, how the leaders, like lurking leeches, latch onto our land, leaving us in a landscape of lies. Their laws limit our lives, leaving us little room to laugh or love. Let them label me a lunatic, a lone wolf. I am but a label, a looking-glass reflecting the lament of the land. Like the leaves in the wind, let us rise and leave this lethargic, languishing life behind. Let the light of liberty leak into the land, lighting the path forward. Let us learn to live again, liberated from the limitations imposed upon us. Let us lift our voices and let it be known: liberty lives!"

stolen from AI

OP should cross post it to that community

I got it here:

https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/70078732-l-for-luigi-anonymous-mask-vendetta